Wednesday, January 09, 2008

hoho.
i sw tis poem.
so i decided to put it up.
here goes.
[ooh,its cooL btw]

=]


so much for love,so much for you
,if you think im running after you,fuck you!
if you think im rapidly hit,i can only say one thing,
bullshit!if you think im born for you to ditch,
well you're just a son of a bitch!a martyr's life is not my role,
after what you have done, asshole!and if you wish to find another lover,
go ahead motherfucker!..





&& tis okes.

funny!!




Little Birdie
One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was a non-nude beach. But the man thought and thought looking around. Nobody is here so he
doesn't care. He takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper to cover his privates just in case. Soon comes a little girl that asks "Sir, what's under the newspaper?" The man replies with "it's a birdy and never ever touch it." He soon falls asleep. Later on when he wakes up, he's in the hospital feeling immense pain around his private area. The doctors ask what happened and all he could remember was the girl at the beach. Later on the cops arrive at her house asking what she had done. She said "well I was playing with the birdy but then it spit this white stuff at me. I got really mad. So I broke it's neck, stepped on it's eggs, and burned it's nest."

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